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That’s right Kids, I’m back on the air, transmitting globally at 60Hz.
Alright, I’ve been asked to kick the cuss out of this page and throw my two cents in. So…. If you’re like me, probably not, but if you are, you’ve been working outside all day til the back of your throat is sunburned and you just want to relax for a bit in the A/C and watch a movie. But which movie? Here’s my list:
Oh look, here’s The Cave and Sanctum! Throw the discs down and run Kids. These movies are CUSS! These are the equivalent to dipping your mommy/daddy parts in hot tar and…. Well, anything with hot tar actually would be painful. Steer clear.
Hey, here’s Deep Blue Sea and Into the Blue! Better than the first two, but still pretty cussin’. The Sea at least has Sam Jackson, and mutant sharks! While Blue has Jessica Alba and other pretty people doing bad things to other pretty people. The acting sucks in both.
There are a couple decent movies that didn’t make my Top 5, mainly The Abyss and The Big Blue. The Abyss follows the traditional ” divers 2 miles down- nuclear warhead- with squid thingys around ” storyline, kind of like Casablanca. But the effects are good, for their time. And you get to see Ed Harris slap around a lady. The Big Blue is a French classic, following two free divers competing against each other until they have a Beetles/Yoko Ono moment that tears them apart.
So, what are my Top 5 Dive Movies…
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